Friday, September 12, 2014

"Goodbye to Language 3D" (Jean-Luc Godard, France)

A dog takes a dump.  3D.  A naked woman ponders Mary Shelley's Frankenstein.  Flowers.  3D.  Helicopter EXPLODE.  Flowers.  A man takes a dump.  3D!!!  More flowers.  A dog. 3D.

Seriously, what's the point of art if only the artist gets it?  Oh and a bunch of pretentious twats in Cannes.  And even worse is the use of 3D.  At moments Godard actually cause the left and right eyes to see different blurry scenes yielding an instant headache.  Combined with the constant choppy edits and perspective changes, this film caused me to feel cross-eyed for most of the arduous 70 minutes.

Serious pretentious French nonsense with 3D guaranteed to cause a migraine.  Godard, you're a douchebag.

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